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50 things girls want boys to know

Posted by Tô Lâm Viễn Khoa trên 22 Tháng Mười, 2006

Gửi các bạn, 50 điều con gái đề nghị con trai nên biết (in English)
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her…we make no assumptions.

2)It never hurts to work out…take your own advice.

3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.

4)Not all girls masturbate…we just don’t and no we are not lying.

5)We want you to show us affection even when people you know are around.

6)Don’t take us for granted.

7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.

8)We think about you all the time.

9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.

10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.

11)Hold our hand.

12)If you like us, make your move before someone else does.

13)Girls generally don’t like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.

14)We are not your all-night restaurant.

15)PMS is aLWAYS the answer and anything we say or do during that week each month cannot be held against us.

16)Not to sound selfish, but we’d much rather YOU call US.

17) If you don’t shave, don’t expect us too…

18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.

19)If you think for any reason that we don’t like you then we probably don’t.

20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as “quality time”.

21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we’re high maintanance.

22)Never comment on how much a girl eats…ever.

23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we’re mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing…

24)Even though we’re perfectly okay with it, don’t tell us to kiss our friends to turn you on unless you’re willing to do the same.

We’re typically smarter than you…so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.

26)We understand that size doesn’t matter.

27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.

28)We’re sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot…get over it!!!

29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.

30)Just because we’re in a serious relationship doesn’t mean we plan to marry you someday.

31)If we take the time to write you cute notes, write us back, we really like that.

32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn’t want us to know about is considered cheating.

33)If we can admit that we’re wrong, you’d better be able to do the same.

34)The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable…we’ll appreciate the simple fact that you’re trying. (if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys…and lots of them.)

35) Don’t lie to us…ever.

36)Think before you speak…it’ll make a world of difference.

37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it…we’re creatures of mystery.

38)Make fun of us…prepare to die.

39) When we trip and or fall, throw yourself upon the altar of sacrifice and humiliate yourself to make us feel better.

40)Tell us we’re beautiful.

41)The “little things” in a relationship are really the biggest.

42)Foreplay isn’t something we should have to ask for…it’s a prerequisite.

43)Don’t screw us over…especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends…they will hunt you down and kill you.

44)If you’re gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don’t see you do it.

45)Just because we’re still just “hanging out” doesn’t make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.

46)No girl just wants to be your “friend with benefits”.

47)We’re sensitive too…be gentle (and we’re not always talking about our hearts here guys).

48)One word when it comes to smoking…quit.

49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.

50) Dont ever just say I love you if you dont mean it. were not stupid.
(AOL Journals)

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